so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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