How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I cockslap morals
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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