I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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