The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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