Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
