so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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