My hand turned me down
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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