In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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