Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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