We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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