we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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