brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
