in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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