you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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