Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
My balls are so social today.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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