Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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