if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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