Plan B is the new Plan A
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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