In the future we'll all be gay
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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