Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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