how can u be prego again
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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