...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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