If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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