It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I smell like Dick and happiness
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