His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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