Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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