my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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