Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There r osticjed everywhere
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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