No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
