You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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