Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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