somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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