Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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