the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You smell like stripper and shame
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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