i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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