I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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