Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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