ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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