the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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