Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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