Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
even my farts smell like vagina
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
