Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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