Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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