ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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