Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
please come you make the beer taste better
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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