sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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