He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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