I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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