Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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