her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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