Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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