Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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