I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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